$#*! My Son Says

P'Dub will be three at January's end. He's a full-on talker, and master manipulator. And although he knows what he's saying and I know what he's saying, his pronunciation can be a bit skewed. It's adorable. I love Preston-speak!

"Beldy" (n)- abdomen

"Seebs" (n)- part of a garmet that covers the arm

"Hide and Sink" (n)-  a children's game in which one player gives the others a chance to hide and then attempts to find them

"Pildow" (n)- anything used to cushion the head 

"Efucka" (n)-  object on a bicycle pedal used to reflect light

"Skeeto" (n)-  blood sucking insect

"Maggot" (n)- a body, as a piece of iron or steel, that possesses the property of attracting certain substances, as iron

 "Gub" (n)- a covering for the hand made with a separate sheath for each finger and for the thumb

"No Rah Gace" (n)- little sister 

"Sippy" (adj)- tending or liable to cause slipping or sliding

"Pie C" (adj)-  seasoned with or containing spice

"Kimmas Teet" (n)-  an evergreen tree decorated at Christmas with ornaments and lights

I will add more as I think of them!


Mom said...

This is the one I always remember you saying when you were little:

"hockle"- (n)- a frozen fruit-flavored treat on a stick

betsy said...

I'm convinced that you have kidnapped my son because P'Dub and Soren seem to be speaking the same language. Just curious...what does it sound like when Preston says "fork," because I'll give you 3 guesses on how Soren says it...

Anne said...

That's very hilarious. My son is so funny when he wants "ice pop" and pronounces as "ayt pop." It seems he cannot pronounce the letter "s."Early Pregnancy Symptoms

Mommy Appelseed Maternity Clothes said...

that's super cute!

Joey C. said...

So so cute! I would think Kylee would be a little more advanced being a year older - but she's got some funny ones too!

My favorite one is:

"Alla Hello" - A Dora Pillow. What??

And of course this is ALL she wants for Christmas so this is what she tells everyone which I have to translate for everyone. Oh and Alla Bandaids. Way to aim high kid!!