What to Expect When You're Expecting (although a bore to read and the majority of it doesn't even apply to anyone having a 'normal' pregnancy) advises the reader to develop a Birthing Plan. Me, a lover of anything planned, didn't hesitate to start rattling off the birthing plan topics to Jeremy, so that we could start discussing our options.
One of the points of discussion was how quickly after the baby is born do we, the parents, want to hold our baby? Do we want them to weigh the baby first, put it on my chest first, etc.
Jeremy quickly pipes up with, "Do you think they'll wash its horns off first?"
To which I cluelessly reply, "What do you mean?"
..."You know, cause the baby will be a demon."
So, now I'm convinced my husband actually does believe I am baking demon spawn. After all, he's brought this up on more than one occasion.