Last evening, while cruising the Toys'R'Us website for suitable in-air-for-five-hours-this-will-help-keep-the-little-one-occupied gadgets, Daddy ran across Tub Time Curious George.
Daddy: What the hell is this? A bath toy with his finger up like that? Creepy.
Daddy: Seriously, what's he so damn curious about? That's what I want to know.
Daddy: This toy is sick. Just look at his expression. Creepy.
We go on to read the description, which notes "But there is a cool surprise in store-"
Daddy: I bet there is a surprise in store. Sickening.
It's no wonder the toy has a one-star rating.