Upon opening Christmas gifts at an undisclosed location* (near West Virginia, on the Ohio river, where the townspeople rarely leave their zip code), I happened upon a cute three-piece lounge suit for baby Preston.The pants were dark green. The shirt was tan with a helicopter decal. The vest, dark green to match the pants, sported an embroidered U.S.A.
"This is so he [Preston] knows where he came from!" exclaimed a family member.*
"Ummm, Seattle is in the U.S.A." I replied.
Silence.
*Names and locations have been omitted to protect the feelings of those involved in this rather embarrassing, yet wildly amusing incident.
"This is so he [Preston] knows where he came from!" exclaimed a family member.*
"Ummm, Seattle is in the U.S.A." I replied.
Silence.
*Names and locations have been omitted to protect the feelings of those involved in this rather embarrassing, yet wildly amusing incident.
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